So I was feeling a little low today, a little old, a little slow. If you are ever feeling this way, follow my lead: Make a cake.
- Pour the cakes, wipe edge with finger, lick said finger.
- Scoop and deposit the batter into cupcake forms (the more colourful the better), lick spoon.
- Scrape the bowl, lick spatula.
- Remove the beaters, pass one to husband/wife, girlfriend/boyfriend, cat/dog, and commence licking (the beater not the...oh well, whatever turns your crank).
Making a cake and exercising your taste buds this way is akin to walking down the street with a 6 foot Hoagie. It's going to make you feel better whether you want to or not. It makes you feel like a kid again, and you know what? Those days weren't half bad.
2 comments:
Without meaning to sound crude, which for some reason seems to come naturally, I think it's the licking and not necessarily what's being licked. And I'm serious, dammit, so quit making that face.
I think it was the chocolate cake batter that had smudged on my nose and cheek. I felt like a four-year-old...it was great.
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