And Your Little Dog Too

I am an enormous fan of Overheard in Minneapolis, but often I click over to Overheard in New York. This was the best of the week:

The Two Stages of Grief

Queer checking voice mail: Apparently my great aunt just died.
Friend: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Queer: Don't be. She was a horrid, raging bitch.
Friend: Oh, well... then... ding dong!