I have always had a Law & Order fear that I am going to be out walking in a park one day and stumble over a dead body in the bushes. Or that I am going to walk back to my hotel in the city and see a bloody foot sticking out of an alley. Or that I am going to one day, late at night after work on a Friday, open the lid to the office building's shoulder-height, parking lot garbage dumpster and see a greenish, horribly bloated face staring back at me.
Well, tonight it HAPPENED!!
After feeling all the blood drain out of my body and pool in my ankles leaving me light-headed and ready to vomit, I realized that it was the head of a surprised Shrek looking comically back at me from a full McDonald's "to-go" bag.
Fuck you McDonald's - I want those two years you just shaved off my life back.
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3 comments:
Oh, you make me laugh...
I wouldn't want to find a dead body, but just a "part" would be interesting. In a wrong and morbid sort of way.
But only if Chris Noth is the cop on the scene. Only then.
HAHA!
Whoa. Wouldn't that be awful?
But as it turned out well, I laugh at your fright.
-cK
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