Friday, June 08, 2007

A Letter from Mother Nature

Dear Lollie:

You got presents yesterday. I saw you receive a lovely shell bracelet from E after her return from Cancun. If you push it up from your wrist to around the skinny part of your bicep, you could look really cool and all Thunderdome. Try it...I think you'll like it.

You also got stuff from Italy upon your parents return from Venice. Lovely sweaters and such. Aren't you a lucky girl.

I thought I would pitch in as well. I know you've been wanting a baby for a while, but I'm giving you your period instead. Have fun with that.

Love and Kisses,

Mama N.

5 comments:

Lindystar said...

Hi there I found you from Okay's and wanted to say hi.

I've had those awesome ultrasounds too. Was it the one with the "special" wand? OMG.

I'm CRAZY about an infertility blogger at www.alittlepregnant.com

If you've never read her I recommend starting at the begining of her blog. She told all about her years long road to having a baby. She's twisted hilarious.

You're funny by the way. Best of luck to you.

cK said...

Mama N! Arrrggghhh.

But nice one on all the presents! (What did I get? That's right: nothing.)

I'm making a soufflé tonight.
-cK

Lollie said...

Hi Lindystar, welcome to my weird world. I'm sitting in a room filled with women about to crop - should make for a good post tonight. 30 straight hours of scrapbooking...how did I get myself into this? Crop-a-palooza better not be crap-a -fa-losers.

ck - hope the souffle doesn't fall tonight. Even if it does, it will be creamy goodness, I just know it. That's my present to you, a wish for a fulfilling evening!

Worker Mommy said...

Damn Mother N!

Wait, we'd better not "damn" her too loudly or she may take it personally.

Ah Mother N, how we love and respect you. Now dammit can you please knock Lollie up! :)

H said...

That Mother Nature is a bitch.