Saturday, March 17, 2007

Ugly Lollie

Umm, yeah, so it's 3:00 pm and to confirm, this morning was ugly.

I thought I was fine at 4:00 am when I toddled downstairs to get some water. I didn't have a headache, but I think it was because I was still drunk.

I thought I was fine when I woke up at 7:00, so I had some more water and then went back to sleep until 9:00. Got up, saw how lovely the day was and read my Freakonomics book in the backyard with some tea and toast.

Thought I was fine.

I was wrong...all that accumulated liquid decided to leave my body, via the way it came in. Explosively. Repeatedly. It's astounding how quickly nausea can take over your body. It's like a ninja attack. You are defenseless.

And then it's over, just like that. Some Ramen noodles and I'm right as rain. This not the first time I have been named Queen of the Puke and Rally. And it will certainly not be the last, even though I never want to drink again.


Hulles said...

Yikes. At least this had a happy ending; I'm glad you're right as rain. And you're the Queen of Everything Wholesome and your orchid in the kitchen is beautiful.

Hulles said...

And you are the opposite of ugly, drunk or sober. Bad title, dear.