I have just learned that my youngest niece assaulted Mickey Mouse. They were in Disney for a few days and they went to an event called Tea With Mickey. Apparently, Cassady didn't want no mouse tea.
He approached her arms stretched wide ready, anticipating a squealed, "Mickey!" and a hug. Know what he got? A good old fashioned hand slapping a la Granny on The Beverly Hillbillies.
Now, I would expect this kind of behaviour from this version of Cassady:
But not from this version, which was the one that did it two days ago!
I love it - this chick's not going to take crap from anyone.