Tuesday, November 27, 2007

In Other News...

Giant ants have taken over West Palm Beach...They are known to lure you into their lair by standing stock still, until you are too close to escape their grasp.

What was left of that man on the floor would make Rasputin cry...

And what is left of the freshly killed victims is then dragged back to the Queen, where she is nourished, thus able to lay her eggs at the bottom of a stripper pole.

The last thing I remember was a man with a chunk taken out of his side scrabbling wildly to call 911 on an out of order payphone. Alas, I am the only one left.

I Am Legend.


Whiskeymarie said...

THIS is why I can't live in Florida.

Giant ants.

cK said...


At least the giant tarantulas haven't arrived. YET.