Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Can I Ask A Question?

Should shiny, shiny, mirror-reflective black tile be allowed on the floor of a public bathroom? I'm working out of My Guy's office in Manhattan, and the Ladies here (and assume the Gents too) has this very inappropriate flooring material that basically says "Hi! I'm sitting next to you, also looking at the floor looking at you, looking at me and wondering, can you really see me as well as I can see you? And wow, don't you use a lot of toilet paper? Kind of resembles a bee-hive doesn't it. Three wipes? Wow, now four - kind of OCD there, eh? No, I don't really want to look, but I need to make sure that you're not really looking at me, and trust me sister, I am not making a move in here until you are gone and can no longer look up my skirt, nostrils or vagina."

Thanks, that is all.

3 comments:

Worker Mommy said...

Clearly not well thought out.

Or maybe it was and the designer was just a perv.

3carnations said...

Oh, that's terrible. I'm thinking exactly what worker mommy said - Either designed by someone dim or disturbed.

Whiskeymarie said...

Sheesh. At that point they may as well install windows. Or have 70's porn music playing softly over the p.a. system.
I hate too-shiny tile floors anyways- too slippery & cold.