Monday, September 03, 2007

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Things I have been blissed out by (while consuming), but then have lived to regret (immediately):

1) Two packets, one chicken the other beef, of Ramen noodles
2) A large tub of buttered popcorn
3) Three shots of vodka with coke chasers
4) A full plate of Fettuccine Alfredo
5) Brownie Bites - 8 of them
6) An entire box of Gummy Worms
7) King Crab legs, every inch dipped in clarified butter
8) Let's add KFC to this list. Any food item, any amount.
This past Labour Day weekend, I've consumed numbers 1, 2 and 5. Does anyone have a stomach pump?


cK said...

Wow. That's some intake! I ate four knockwurst, only that was over three days.

Lollie said...

Yep - that's me...I can eat like a lumberjack.

H said...

Wow, love the new design!

Lollie said...

Thanks! I had fun with this one...maybe, like my undies, I'll change the design every once in a a while.

Worker Mommy said...

Damn,of course I chose to read this when I'm hormonal and craving everything.
Maybe I'll use this as my menu tonight. ;)

I'm diggin the new look!

Whiskeymarie said...

That's how I feel on the very few occasions where I have managed to finish an entire Chipotle burrito.

Wrong, just plain ol' wrong.