Observations From The Last 48
women can be such ninniesshelled edamame is a lovely little lima bean impostergetting upgraded to Business on your upcoming flight to Japan is almost as good as edamamepeople who don't do a flush check should not be allowed in public bathroomsgoing for a walk after getting home from work can abate the urge down a glass of winea good computer chair is paramountdirty hair is manageable up until about the 40th hour - then it just gets gross...and starts to smell funnycalf cramps suckgiggling with friends on the phone is the best medicinedon't eat coleslaw that has been left out - it gives you gas...too long, it gives food poisoning (this last one was a life lesson, not one learned in the last 48)
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Perhaps we could find you some sort of boxed-wine / squeeze bottle thing so you could have the walk AND the wine, eh?
Or a paper bag. That always works too.
NOTE: I had to Google "edamame."
Your friend,
-The Coach sitting in coach
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