I was walking down the street the other day, wearing my new high steppers, carefully picking through the broken shale sidewalks, when a be-dreaded young gentleman sitting on a stoop said to me, "Excuse me! 'Scuse me...how can I learn to walk like that? No, I'm serious, how can I learn to walk like that?"
...myriad shots ran through my head...
"Nuke your nards"
"Worship the tranny"
"Get in these heels"
"Buy a vagina"
...but I chickened out, chuckled, and just said...
Lame, I know. If I was a ballsy chick, much like I imagine Whiskeymarie to be, I'd have gone all out, but I didn't.