Saturday, January 17, 2009

Bathroom Break (Up)

So I was looking for my 5-year-old nephew in my mom's house. I found the guest bathroom light on and the door cracked a bit.

I knocked.

"What?" said a small voice.

"I'm looking for Kiefer," I said, pushing the door in slightly catching sight of his little bod perched on the can.

"Don't come in here!" he said urgently, "...I have a penis!"

3 comments:

MichaƩle said...

You got told!

MadWoman said...

HAH! And it begins.

for a different kind of girl said...

Ha! This may become my new reason and/or excuse for things in life, too!