Friday, August 29, 2008

Something I Thought I'd Never Do

So what's the weirdest non-toilet thing you've ever done while you were on the toilet?

Before the baby, I'd have to say it was, oh, maybe filing my nails. You know...we women like to multi-task. Reading - fairly normal to some - I've done it. I still do it. It's pretty much the only time I can find to do it. I think I may have blogged a time or two on the pot. I have never eaten in the can (though I can admit that I have finished chewing a mouthful of sandwich while getting...umm..."set-up").

This is my new accomplishment:

Nursing while in the biffy.

Ugh.

Never thought I'd to it, but necessity is the mother of invention. My Guy was gone, I was already in the middle of nursing and well, when you gotta go, you just gotta go. So we just went.

Gross right? Mom's? Anyone else share my shame? Bueller?

5 comments:

MadWoman said...

Oh heck yeah I've nursed my babe on the pot. Like you said, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I have soooo many more gross momma stories for ya. Perhaps I'll have to do a post all about that in your honor.

Glad to see you're doing so well :)

Whiskeymarie said...

I have (in no particular order):
*Applied makeup
*Organized my day planner
*Played with my cats (the worst is when they try and jump on the seat with me)
*talked on the phone
*shaved my legs
*sang songs to my cats
*plucked my eyebrows
*written out bills
and
*cleaned jewelery

all whilst on the can, and that's just the stuff I can remember.

I am gross.

for a different kind of girl said...

I've put on my make up, talked on the phone, and I have changed a child's diaper. It's all in how you justify the multitasking!

MichaƩle said...

Can honestly say I've done the same. Especially when I had three kids under the age of 4.

It's funny that I should read this tonight. I'm so overwhelmed from my kids being home all summer that I read the MORNING paper THIS EVENING while on the potty. It was beautiful. No one interrupted me. Although for some strange reason, both my legs fell asleep while I was reading so I about fell on my face when I finally did get up.

Hope you and that gorgeous babe are doing well!

Ann(ie) said...

I was checking email on the pot the other day. I felt a little dirty. But, it's called a crackberry for a reason you know.....;)