Not Blowing Smoke Up Anybody's Ass

My darling nephew Kiefer - he's a sliver off three - is at the stage of development where Kiddie Tourette's is flirting with his little brain.

Last reported by mom Elizabeth:

So we're walking out of a store and he turns to look at a lady with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. He turns back to me and says loud enough for all to hear, "Mommy? Why does she want to die?"