Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Not by the Hair of My...

I have a chin hair. I can't stop fiddling with it.

I'm going to end it all tonight.

*sigh*

2 comments:

cK said...

But what if it comes back from its Hair Cemetery with a vengeful nature? Fuller? Blacker? More imposing?

What if it's an EVIL hair? What if it compels you to crime? Maybe you should attempt to remove it, though I fear something along the lines of 2001 or Spider-Man 2 might occur. In the former, the computer HAL became a real bastard. In the latter, Doc Oc's robo-arms had an agenda all their own. They rebuffed the bansaw surgeons, with extreme prejudice.

A friend in college had an inch-long black hair between her breasts. She once said she wanted to shave it but feared it would come back with hair friends. After a while, though, I think she just became fond of it. I think we all did.
-cK

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